About FunWithBots!

We all get badgered from time to time by bots on our instant messengers. For years I've wondered where they've gotten my details from and why they assume I play on the "lowest difficulty setting" but I've decided not to get annoyed. I'm going to have a chat with the bots and find out what makes them tick.
Hopefully that ticking leads to an explosion in their creator's tiny brain.
As it turns out, it's sometimes quite easy to put a bot off.
They may actually have human operators looking for victims potential customers.

Text and bot names have been kept as they were originally viewed so if you can't read awful gaudy text you'll have to blame the bots I'm afraid.

Thursday, 31 May 2012

Fun with Goats


[2:07 PM] Mattocks01: HI
[2:07 PM] Arty: Hey!
[2:08 PM] Mattocks01: Hey hun.. How are you today? Wanna chat for a little? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...
[2:08 PM]  Arty: Sure. I'm a little bored right now too.
[2:09 PM] Mattocks01: Cool... Well, my name is Miya Im from S.Florida.. Can I ask you a question?
[2:10 PM]  Arty: Hi Miya. My name is Mary Tudor. I'm the Queen consort of France. You can ask me anything you like!
[2:11 PM] Mattocks01: What kinda girls you in to? Are you in to BIG TITS or a BIG BOOTY?
[2:13 PM]  Arty: I like big butts and I can not lie.
[2:13 PM]  Arty: Hey! You like Sir Mix-a-lot?
[2:14 PM] Mattocks01: lol.. I have a lot of both!! Wanna see? I have some free time now...
[2:15 PM]  Arty: Nah, no thanks.
[2:15 PM]  Arty: You ever do it with a goat?
[2:16 PM] Mattocks01: Ok... let me set my web cam up and you can watch me shake my booty!! LOL.. That's if you can handle it
[2:17 PM]  Arty: I couldn't handle it. That's why I said I didn't want to see. Anyway... about that goat?
[2:18 PM] Mattocks01: Ok! Click [link] and we'll have a PRIVATE 1on1 chat.. Just accept my invite on the side then register and it'll take you straight to my webcam, I'll be there in a minute..
[2:20 PM]  Arty: You're avoiding my question you cheeky goat lover! lol, seriously was it a billy or what? You have him trip-trapping over your bridge?
[2:21 PM] Mattocks01: I use this site so I won't be recorded and only who I want to see me, gets to see.
[2:23 PM]  Arty: Why? You doing illegal things?
[2:23 PM]  Arty: Things with goats most likely! amiright?
[2:24 PM] Mattocks01: There is no charge but its gonna ask you for your credit card info just to verify your age.
[2:24 PM]  Arty: Goats don't have credit cards, my love.
[2:25 PM]  Arty: ...you know goats generally only live to about 15 years old, right?
[2:26 PM] Mattocks01: let me know when you've completed registering, I'm almost ready are you?..
[2:27 PM]  Arty: The website is broken. Can you check it here: http://goo.gl/IwP1r
[2:28 PM] Mattocks01: Ok, Im all set up for you baby... Ill be waiting for you in the site hurry! My pussy is dripping...
[2:31 PM]  Arty: I'm there... hoo boy! This is exciting! This is the right stream, yeah? http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive
[2:32 PM] Mattocks01: See you SOON! ::MUAH:: 
[2:33 PM]  Arty: Lovely goat sound MUAAAAH!!! MEEEEH!!!
Mattocks01 signed off 2:33 PM
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