About FunWithBots!

We all get badgered from time to time by bots on our instant messengers. For years I've wondered where they've gotten my details from and why they assume I play on the "lowest difficulty setting" but I've decided not to get annoyed. I'm going to have a chat with the bots and find out what makes them tick.
Hopefully that ticking leads to an explosion in their creator's tiny brain.
As it turns out, it's sometimes quite easy to put a bot off.
They may actually have human operators looking for
victims potential customers.

Text and bot names have been kept as they were originally viewed so if you can't read awful gaudy text you'll have to blame the bots I'm afraid.

Thursday, 24 May 2012

Body Packing


[4:25 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: xoxo hi
[4:27 PM]  Arty: HI!!!! WHOW ARERE ASD YOOUUIUOUO???
[4:28 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: hey, u r francesca's friend right?
[4:28 PM]  Arty: I left francesca in Monaco. She got caught smuggling cocaine.
[4:29 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: what?? she gave me your chat name LOL, i'm sorry, anways im bored,what r u up to?
[4:30 PM]  Arty: I'm busy packing drugs into my rectum to smuggle into Poland.
[4:31 PM]  Arty: How're you?
[4:32 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: oh yea? im just doing a cam chat right now, u wanna come chat with me on there?
[4:33 PM]  Arty: Not really. I said I was busy stuffing my back-passage with copious amounts of drugs... would you really want me to turn on my webcam and see that?
[4:34 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: cool, yea its pretty fun, it can get pretty hot in there sometimes! so many wild people. lemme get the info k?
[4:35 PM]  Arty: Really, this may not be a good time... I think one of the condoms have broken. I can see lights... everywhere!
[4:36 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: Do you think i should wear my pink or black thong?
[4:38 PM]  Arty: Definitely pink. I really like guys in pink thongs... ohh... I can see little people on my desk now. I don't feel so good.
[4:39 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: kk, lemme see, okay go here [link] make sure you accept my free cam chat invite on the left hand side, it expires in 10 mins to be free, click it k?
[4:43 PM]  Arty: The website didn't work... but I'm not really sure, I think I've gone blind!
[4:44 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: yup, you gotta put in your info so the system can verify your age, got it?
[4:46 PM]  Arty: How do I do that? I've gone blind... my rectum feels a bit weird now... I think it's trying to talk to me.
[4:47 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: yea cc is just to verify your age, don't worry it won't charge you are on the free cam session, u got in before the 10 mins expired. you in?
[4:47 PM]  Arty: I don't... I... can't... I... I.... mummy?
[4:48 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: nice, k don't keep me waiting, im burning up in here!! might have to take off more clothing
[4:49 PM]  Arty: YOU'RE BURNING?... My bloody arse is burning! What do I do?
[4:50 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: k let me know when you get in so We can invite you directly to my cam sesssion.
[4:51 PM]  Arty: I think I need a doctor... can you call for an ambulance?
[4:52 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: k, you in yet babe??
[4:59 PM]  Arty: please...   call.... ambulance...
[5:00 PM] Mierzwa Mohammed: sweet k
Mierzwa Mohammed signed off 5:06 PM

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