Mining for Miners

[4:20 PM] Mierzwa Malik: Are you busy??
[4:24 PM] Arty: For a bot? I've got lots of time for a bot.
[4:25 PM] Mierzwa Malik: hey 19/f have we chatted before?..
[4:26 PM]  Arty: Stupid bot. Why would I have spoken to you?
[4:26 PM]  Arty: Oh look, your bot-friend has decided to talk to me too... they seem to have the same first name... how convenient.
[4:27 PM] Mierzwa Malik: ahh okay sorry im forgetful sometimes..
[4:48 PM]  Arty: It's ok
[4:49 PM] Mierzwa Malik: so what's up?... i just got home from jogging & took a shower..
[4:50 PM]  Arty: I've just cut my left foot off... lol, all the red stuff is leaking! XD
[4:51 PM] Mierzwa Malik: do you like a girl who's naughty?..
[4:51 PM]  Arty: It depends on the crime... do you need money for bail or something?
[4:52 PM] Mierzwa Malik: well im feeling a little naughty.. im sitting here in my towel touching my nipples..
[4:58 PM]  Arty: hoo boy... I'm touching my soggy stump!
[4:59 PM] Mierzwa Malik: do you wanna see?..
[5:00 PM]  Arty: Would would love to be able to see! ...but the doctors said there's no hope of saving my eyes.
[5:01 PM] Mierzwa Malik: ok click [link] then fill out your info... DONT worry its FREEEE... give it a second to load.. once it loads click the green "accept invite" button.
[5:02 PM]  Arty: Ok... give me a sec, though... just cutting off my other foot.
[5:03 PM] Mierzwa Malik: yeah.. it's gonna ask for your credit card but its free thats just to verify you're over 18.. i cant be showing my pussy and ass to minors you know..
[5:06 PM]  Arty: lol, no you wouldn't want minors seeing. Remember those Chiliean minors that got trapped in 2010? Their minds would have been BLOWN! I guess that's only natural after been crammed in a dark tunnel with lots of burly... sweaty... gorgeous... manly men for so long.
Mierzwa Malik signed off 5:06 PM